it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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