Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
