absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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