shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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