it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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