physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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