Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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