Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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