i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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