ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
