I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So squirting runs in the family.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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