just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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