Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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