Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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