try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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