Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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