Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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