arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Can vaginas get frostbite?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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