He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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