what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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