i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I have post one night stand depression
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
