i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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