Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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