"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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