Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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