he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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