the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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