I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
He kissed a someone with a penis
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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