you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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