Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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