oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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