It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I did not marry a roomba.
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