So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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