another moral hangover. fuck.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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