Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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