if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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