He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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