Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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