RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed on how many people?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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