I heard we made out
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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