ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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