At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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