I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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