you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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