You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I touched a dick in church today
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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