After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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