This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This is my gift to your gina
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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