Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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