People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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