everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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