I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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