it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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