It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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