that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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