Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I have tasted many bathrooms
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