quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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